JAY FLICK
THE REVAMPED SESSIONS

By day Jay Flick is the unsung hero of Britain’s breakfast tables up t north—the legendary Hovis delivery boy. Armed with a girls bike, with a moth eaten basket on the front that smells funny, Jay has made it his life’s mission to ensure no household suffers the tragedy of a toastless morning.

Jay claims he can "Push bike up t hill across t cobbles quicker than thee, the girls love it"  though eyewitnesses suggest he once got beat by his nan, & he is known for being a bit like Jay from the intbetweeners!. He has an emotional & strange connection to bread, referring to each loaf as “one of his beauties,” and insists on giving a quick nod & kiss of respect before unloading.

Despite delivering thousands of loaves a week, Jay still eats crayons & cheerios—he says it’s “too much pressure for thou” otherwise.

Locals know him not just for his bread delivery but also say that sometimes the bread has strange holes in it! but also by night he does a bit of djing downt local working mans club.  Mrs. Jenkins’ describes him as a strange little wierdo who couldnt mix a pick n mix let alone Dj

Jay once considered a career change, but ultimately decided that pushing trolleys at the local Spar didnt give him the satisfaction that fondling bread did.

Dream: To one day be promoted to “Regional Loaf Supervisor” and get a resident Dj slot at the local bingo hall.

Motto: “In crust we trust.”

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